Monday, August 26, 2013
2013: Season of Justice
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Give That Man a Show About Baseball!!
Yesterday, on the radio, Tony Maserotti (sp? who cares?) was singing the praises of Red Sox closer, Koji Uehara. 'Maz' listed the reliever's many truly impressive stats: his minuscule WHIP, his microscopic ERA, his 40+% strikeout rate...
But Maz said one stat towered above them all and was Uehara's "most impressive statistic." That stat was ZERO LOSSES.
But Maz said one stat towered above them all and was Uehara's "most impressive statistic." That stat was ZERO LOSSES.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Big Time Timmy-Jam!
Timmy Lincecum (or as he is commonly referred to by so many people, "Timmy Linky!" Right?) dropped 76 points in week 15 thanks to a two-start week, in which one said start was a pretty excellent no-no. Nice job, Timmy! Possibly a record for a pitcher? We can't be sure.
Of course Levy's season is still hanging on by a thread and Lincecum had to throw like 197 pitches to get there so he'll probably never be the same again, but it was a fun night for baseball!
(Though it can't be confirmed, rumors are that, while tossing the no-no, Lincecum was replaying key moments in his personal life in his mind and thinking about a lot about Kelly Preston.)
UPDATE: Levy's season is deader than immediate-future Amanda Bynes!
Of course Levy's season is still hanging on by a thread and Lincecum had to throw like 197 pitches to get there so he'll probably never be the same again, but it was a fun night for baseball!
(Though it can't be confirmed, rumors are that, while tossing the no-no, Lincecum was replaying key moments in his personal life in his mind and thinking about a lot about Kelly Preston.)
UPDATE: Levy's season is deader than immediate-future Amanda Bynes!
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Man-Crush: Z-Wheels!*
Zack Wheeler Mania!
OK, so his start wasn't that amazing (cool pitch-by-pitch breakdown), but there's a lot to build on right there, a "foundation," if you will. In a Mets season that could appropriately be the subject of a black and white movie directed by Darren Aronofsky (Ricky gets it), a bona fide highpoint becomes borderline euphoric. Dude's 4-seamer hit 98, with a hook of 77MPH!! I'll take the shit out of that!
*I am hereby coining this nickname, despite its obvious horridness.
Monday, June 17, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Humbly Rounding the Bases > Being Talented at Baseball
There's really a lot wrong with this article by one John Delcos.
Mechanically, it's a fucking nightmare. It uses 3 paragraphs to make the very basic point of "No one should care about the Mets' Jordany Valdespin." Two of its first 5 paragraphs are, in their entirety, as follows: "Answer: There is no reason." and "Bottom line: They can lose with or without Valdespin."
Which brings me to another very weird and incredibly dumb piece of this article. Delcos keeps making this argument that the Mets are really bad, so Valdespin doesn't matter because they are bad with him or without him. But this argument obviously would apply the same to David Wright or Matt Harvey? "They can lose with or without [Harvey/Wright]."
Anyway, so Delcos really doesn't like Valdespin, who appears to be a pretty talented, toolsy youngster on the Mets. So what makes him not worth caring about? Well, his attitude. His attitude is "me-first." And, we all know that players with that type of attitude have never had successful major league careers, or contributed to good teams. (Except for Barry Bonds, and Reggie Jackson, and Wade Boggs, and Pete Rose.)
How do we know his attitude is so me-first-y? Well he preened and watched a home run in a game his team was losing badly. Once again, we need look no further than baseball history to learn that hot-doggish, me-first-y guys have never been great players - except for the fact that the biggest hot dog of all time, Ricky Henderson, was an absolutely dominant force on a baseball field and won like 3 World Series.
I've seen the play. It was hardly egregious but it was moderately dick-ish. I mean, Valdespin's a young player who hit an upper deck blast and wanted to have some fun admiring it. Not good etiquette. But hardly the end of the world. In fact, I seem to recall Ken Griffey Jr. (a forgettable nobody who never contributed anything) leisurely walking out of the box every single time he jacked one out.
Back to Valdespin, veterans and coaches should pull him aside and tell him to knock it off. Again, no biggie. I'd venture a conservative guess that 50% of players, early in their careers, crossed the invisible lines of baseball etiquette and had to be set straight.
Valdespin was indeed set straight, by his opponents. As the author of this hit-piece rushes to inform us, Valdespin was plunked by the Pirates as retaliation. But oh his reaction to getting hit!? It was horrible. He got mad and spiked his helmet. He could have injured a teammate! It could have "ricocheted and hit somebody in the eye!" This is unacceptable of course. You know this is so because Paul O'Neil who threw tantrums to rival a 3 year old girl , was widely decried and criticized and called awful names such as a ... "gamer" and "great competitor" and "true class act."
Now, if you are still not convinced that we should all maintain a posture of something hovering between indifference and dislike towards a talented young prospect, then John Delcos still has one more- oh wait, no. Nope, that's the whole thing. That's his entire case.
To recap: this young, talented player should be forgotten, written off and made to sit on the bench while some washed-up has been (like, who's the worst player you can think of, let's say Rick Ankiel! Remember him!? Just awful! Oh wait) gets his ABs, because he.. wait for it... watched a homer and got mad when he got plunked. Boom! Case closed!
This article is garbage on so many levels but it's also a kind of dog-whistle-y with the "NBA diva" comment and its overall tone.
Mechanically, it's a fucking nightmare. It uses 3 paragraphs to make the very basic point of "No one should care about the Mets' Jordany Valdespin." Two of its first 5 paragraphs are, in their entirety, as follows: "Answer: There is no reason." and "Bottom line: They can lose with or without Valdespin."
Which brings me to another very weird and incredibly dumb piece of this article. Delcos keeps making this argument that the Mets are really bad, so Valdespin doesn't matter because they are bad with him or without him. But this argument obviously would apply the same to David Wright or Matt Harvey? "They can lose with or without [Harvey/Wright]."
Anyway, so Delcos really doesn't like Valdespin, who appears to be a pretty talented, toolsy youngster on the Mets. So what makes him not worth caring about? Well, his attitude. His attitude is "me-first." And, we all know that players with that type of attitude have never had successful major league careers, or contributed to good teams. (Except for Barry Bonds, and Reggie Jackson, and Wade Boggs, and Pete Rose.)
How do we know his attitude is so me-first-y? Well he preened and watched a home run in a game his team was losing badly. Once again, we need look no further than baseball history to learn that hot-doggish, me-first-y guys have never been great players - except for the fact that the biggest hot dog of all time, Ricky Henderson, was an absolutely dominant force on a baseball field and won like 3 World Series.
I've seen the play. It was hardly egregious but it was moderately dick-ish. I mean, Valdespin's a young player who hit an upper deck blast and wanted to have some fun admiring it. Not good etiquette. But hardly the end of the world. In fact, I seem to recall Ken Griffey Jr. (a forgettable nobody who never contributed anything) leisurely walking out of the box every single time he jacked one out.
Back to Valdespin, veterans and coaches should pull him aside and tell him to knock it off. Again, no biggie. I'd venture a conservative guess that 50% of players, early in their careers, crossed the invisible lines of baseball etiquette and had to be set straight.
Valdespin was indeed set straight, by his opponents. As the author of this hit-piece rushes to inform us, Valdespin was plunked by the Pirates as retaliation. But oh his reaction to getting hit!? It was horrible. He got mad and spiked his helmet. He could have injured a teammate! It could have "ricocheted and hit somebody in the eye!" This is unacceptable of course. You know this is so because Paul O'Neil who threw tantrums to rival a 3 year old girl , was widely decried and criticized and called awful names such as a ... "gamer" and "great competitor" and "true class act."
Now, if you are still not convinced that we should all maintain a posture of something hovering between indifference and dislike towards a talented young prospect, then John Delcos still has one more- oh wait, no. Nope, that's the whole thing. That's his entire case.
To recap: this young, talented player should be forgotten, written off and made to sit on the bench while some washed-up has been (like, who's the worst player you can think of, let's say Rick Ankiel! Remember him!? Just awful! Oh wait) gets his ABs, because he.. wait for it... watched a homer and got mad when he got plunked. Boom! Case closed!
This article is garbage on so many levels but it's also a kind of dog-whistle-y with the "NBA diva" comment and its overall tone.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
168.17
Possibly a record, CNDM scored 168.17 points on Memorial Day 2013. CNDM's hitters went 20-49 with 4 dingers and Justin Verlander and Jeff Samarshsjk!jwa combined for over 70 points.
Not a good start to the week for the Deuce.
Not a good start to the week for the Deuce.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)