Keepers Announced!

The 2009 CPL season is officially underway as the first roster spots have been filled.... with keepers, mufucka!

Here's how it all shook out:

Stick Hit Ball and Stuff kept:
Hamilton--15
Grienke--22
Dye--25
Soria--25
Slowey--34
Billingsley—34
Marmol--35
Rasmus--31 (Minors)

Fierce Deuce kept:
Halladay – 5
Kazmir - 7
Uggla - 10
Rios – 13
Harden - 14
Markakis – 19
Steve Pearce - 35 (Minors)

Neither Here Nor Oleyer kept:
Gonzalez--9
Bay--10
Burnett--11
Roberts--12
Liriano--17
Soto--18
Lidge—24

Zarley Zalapski and Friends kept:
Roy Oswalt - 6
Jhonny Peralta - 16
Joey Votto - 25
Matt Garza - 26
Manny Parra - 27
Brian Wislon - 32
Jose Lopez – 34

Hunter Killers kept:
Joba Chamberlain—10
Evan Longoria—13
Brandon Phillips—16
Kevin Youkilis—17
JD Drew—28
Justin Masterson—33
AJ Pierzynski—35

Ole Bullshit kept:
Sabathia--8
Beckett--9
Ellsbury--11
Kinsler--17
Ibanez--19
Jimenez—21
Bruce—29

Bangkok Dangerous kept:
Alex Rodriguez—1
Dan Haren—8
Edison Volquez—20
Granderson—24
Tim Lincecum--28
BJ Upton--31
Chase Headley--33
David Price—35 (Minors)

Chuck Norris Death Machine kept:
Cole Hamels—10
Dustin Pedroia—12
Stephen Drew—17
Matt Kemp—21
Ervin Santana—26
Clayton Kershaw--28
Troy Tulowitzki--29