Dan Shaughnessy Getting Paid to be a Sports-Writer is Like Dan Shaughnessy Getting Paid to be a Model

Shorter Dan Shaughnessy: Many predictions have not worked out so that's evidence that predictions are stupid. Some predicitons did work out, but those were just, like, different, or something. Don't ask me to explain though because that would probably undermine my point. Oh, and I'm a hack.