Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for not giving this venture the proper introduction. Our wildebeast-esque friend could not resist diving right into the pontificating. Mr. T has been wetdreaming of authoring his own blog since wombdom. Nick will handle most of the well-thought and presented arguments. Me, not so much. Nick likes arguing and is good at it. I have to present arguments daily for money and as a result don't like to do it for free without getting to add my own personal touches (rage, vulgarity)
My name is Ricky and I will be the vulgarian of this group. I use words like twat, fuckhead, fuckbrain, slapdick, boltneck, dumbdumb, stupidface, dicksmack and fart. You may be wondering why I speak in such a way. Upbringing? Lack of intellect? This would be incorrect. I moved to Boston 18 months a superior master of the King's English and a perfect gentlemen. The only insult I would ever throw at anyone was referring to unfavorable fellows (people who cut me off in traffic or grab my sister's tits) as "twits." You may be wondering what drove such a solid citizen to adopt the disgusting words and phrases mentioned above that I now employ on a daily basis......well that would be having my eardrums and frontal lobe prison-raped on a daily basis by the trouserstain hosts and douchebag callers of Boston's own WEEI.
Nick, Javier and myself are commuters (defined in the Boston area "the unfortunate band of cannon fodder most threatened by the inanity of the above mentioned radio station). Each day we drive to and fro of our designated place of soul deadening and have to listen to likes of Dennis, Callahan and the Big O-ring. Fed up to the point of contemplating serious self-abuse, we decided to start this site as a forum for WEEI rantings and any other sports media rantings that we come across (the world is not short on assholes with microphones these days). So on behalf of the three of us welcome to our nightmare
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