Friday, January 25, 2013

Now, When You Say "Brothers" ....?


I'd like to think the Braves set out to aquire both Upton brothers from the start, rather than them just making two deals to aquire talented players who happen to be brothers. It's be a lot cooler if they did. But, either way, way to go Braves! I'd support a rule that requires brothers to always be on the same baseball team in the rare instance that a pair are established major leaguers. Brothers playing baseball.... together... because America!

(There should also be the "Griffey Rule" that requires the same for father-son combos AND gives the dad a free walk he can cash in at any time during the game, and a free hot dog!)

Will the Uptons have career seasons thanks to brother-power? Will they bat 2-3 in the lineup? How will their multi-step handshake go (holy shit, the possibilities!!)? And, finally, when is the DMX comeback album dropping?


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