.. In 8 days or something? An effing ETERNITY!!
Fun Super Bowl though. Harbaughs, Ray Lewis, yada yada I won $480 in my year-long squares pool by nailing that 7-3 first quarter, bitches!
I'm sorry I missed the silver lining in a Ravens win until the game was over: Pats fans HATE the Ravens, and god do they despise Ray Lewis. If Lewis' family was eaten by alligators there'd probably be a pep Rally at Foxboro with a live performance from Bon Jovi.
Relatedly, Pats fans are really convinced that Lewis personally stabbed like 7 people. They compare his accepting a misdemeanor plea offer with probation to OJs acquittal for murder. This is like comparing the "theory" of creationism with the theory of gravity, as far as supporting evidence goes. And, they seem to get all family values that Lewis has a bunch of kids with a handful of women (note: a bunch > a handful). What a bunch of prudes. (The Golden boy has 2 kids by 2 women which is a worse ratio than Lewis, but it's cool cuz ... He married someone? Who knows?)
Welcome to sports Siberia for the next 6 weeks. Thank god hockey is back.
By the way: did you guys know that the first two picks in Baltimore Ravens history were Jonathan Ogden and Ray Lewis. Good scouting!
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