Thursday, February 21, 2013

Mediocrity is my Life Force!!

Apparently, nothing says "Hey! Please come up to me and say 'Really? OK, I respect that, I respect that...'" like wearing a Mets T-shirt.

Wearing a Yankees hat/Jersey/bust of Jeter's balls on a chain pretty much anywhere in Boston, other than Fenway Park when the Yankees are in town (and even then), is a serious dick move. You are telling the rest of the world that you are prepared for confrontation up to and including fisticuffs.

Wearing a Mets hat/Jersey/paper bag mask anywhere in the entire United States is a thinly veiled request for sympathy, and an invitation to get mugged. It's slightly better than wearing a T-shirt that says "I'm from Buffalo..."

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