Wednesday, August 20, 2008

When You Know Your Season has not Gone as Planned

"Victor Zambrano Could Return to Majors with Yankees" was the headline just texted to me in my auto Mets news text message thingy. Wanting to bring in that guy to pitch for your major league team is like eating Hunt's (Hunt's!) ketchup packets for your dinner. Not good.

Can't that guy just donate his body to science or something? Him and Carl Pavano, just go away!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Integrity, Bitches!

4 days after the dude cranks his 29th homerun, Ryan Ludwick is added to a CPL roster. This is ain't a league for pussies. (Fenn's semi-sexual man-crush on Brett Favre notwithstanding.)
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