"You Don't Fucking Go!"

I've seen the Patton Oswalt Star Wars thing and that was unbelievable, and genius, but this is just deep fried gold wrapped in bacon. Behold: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelhorner/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

I knew the guy who played Agent Van Alden would go on to big things!

Hadfield's Great Grandfather

MANHUNT! Boston Police Close City!! A Milliont People Impacted!!! Screaming Featherheads lose 2 Starts!!!!

Javier F

(Fri 4/19 3:54PM):  I love the fact that his manhunt is going to cost me TWO FUCKING STARTS and kill any chance I had of winning this week. Unbelievable.

To be fair, it is pretty bad luck when the you have both the pitchers that got bumped.

UPDATE: Thanks to a double-header, TSH did regain one of those starts.