Friday, October 3, 2008

What if Sarah Palin Was Your [Insert Important Profession Here]

Folksy, normal, average, mediocre and "a mom" are now viwed as legitimate qualifications to be the leader of the free-world. But where else would these things ever be viewed as qualifications for even moderately important jobs.?

Heart Surgeon:

You: so Doc how did my heart get so bad?

Dr. Palin: Well who really knows, but I know we need to operate until the job is done and get your heart back on track and declare victory - golly-gee!!

You: I am fucked.

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