Owners gathered in Providence, RI this past weekend for the 2010 CPL Draft. A-rod was the first sticker slapped onto the board in a competitive and engaging draft, where he Bud Light flowed like water.
"It was a very strong draft. A lot of veteran names hung around until late rounds because everyone did their homework and had a clear strategy." Said Mike Fenn, owner of the Red Sox-laden Ole' Bullshit.
Owners were also happy with their teams, indivually. "Dude, I like my team, dude. Fucking BJ Upton, dude.... I love that guy!!" Said Hunter Killers owner, Walt Welsh, last year's runner-up, talking about his 6th round selection. "My team is kinda old-ballsy, and kinda young-ballsy." Said Fierce Deuce GM, Kevin Hadfield. "But they are deifnitely ballsy, and that's a big improvement. Just wait 'til I grab Jimmy Edmonds off the waiver wire!"
Even those less impressed with the quality of the draft had positive things to say about draft weekend, like Screaming Featherheads owner, Javier Flores. "Everyone else's picks sucked, and they can all kiss my balls. But that Lobster Mac at the Capital Grille was basically the best thing I've ever experienced, so all in all, this was a great draft."
Although the draft marks the official start to the season, owners ill still have to wait one more painful week before scores start updating.
