146.3

That's how many points Ole' Bullshit tallied in a single day (June 16). That insane output was notwithstanding a -1.5 performance from Paul Maholm (go figure).

Despite a 5-5 record, Ole' Bullshit is clearly a team no one wants to fuck with because of days like this.

Clash of the Shite-tans

A Fantasy Horror Show

Chuck Norris Death Machine and Mike Greenwell Power came into week 9 with a combined record of 4-12, and having been outscored in head-to-head games by a total of over one thousand points.

But nothing could prepare the fantasy world for their output over the first two days of their matchup. What was being billed as the fantasy equivalent of figuring out the crappiest Michael Bay movie, has quickly devolved (if that's possible) to the equivalent of figuring out the shittiest Leprechaun movie (Holy fuck, there are six of those movies - I'm going with Leprechaun 4: In Space).

CNDM and MGP have slapped together this line so far: 27-146, 6 2B, 3HR and 12BB (that's .185-.246-.287).

Doctor, my testicles are in agonizing pain!

"This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung."