Thursday, April 22, 2010

4/22/10

Daniel D(3:33:53PM): I'm sorry if you don't like the rough talk. Now strap on your bike helmet and peddle on over to your glass bubble home and curl up in your fucking Ewok sleeping bag and take a nap. And try not to suck your thumb

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

From the Chat Board, 4/12/10

Mike O(6:35:29PM): speaking of excrement, i just got back from my poodle walk. about a mile from my apartment, on asylum ave, i was drilled in the back with a waterballoon full of urine.
Mike O(6:35:37PM): great way to end the day.
Kevin H(6:41:34PM): Did someone actually throw a piss balloon at you??
Fenn(7:06:27PM): That's not funny; that's just dangerous.
Javier F(7:06:28PM): I imagine that if you are targeting people to hit with a water balloon a guy with a poodle is an obvious choice because you know he isn't going
to fight back
Fenn(7:07:37PM): Actually its pretty f*ckin hilarious. On Asylum? Was it some local street toughs?
Javier F(7:08:38PM): I never understood how you fill a water balloon with urine, i can guarantee if i tried i would just end up getting piss all over myself.
Mike O(7:10:44PM): it was a drive by, and not only was it thrown at me, but it connected with my upper right shoulder blade and covered me with urine. it was effing fould and i had to walk a mile back to the apt. shirtless, carrying a piss soaked shirt...
Javier F(7:11:48PM): Why didn't you just leave the shirt behind. You must have really liked that shirt
Kevin H(7:12:11PM): How do you do this if you are over the age of thirteen? The prospect of an epic failure of the type mentioned by Javier is enough to chase the idea out of anyone's mind
Nick T(7:12:35PM): WHen I was a kid I had a toy that you filled with water and then ou pumped the water into balloons. It was made to look like a detonator. That was in that hay-day when water guns were really bad-ass. I imagine oyu would need one of those for piss-balloons
Javier F(7:21:32PM): Classic episode of the Wire when they filled the water balloons with piss
Walter W(8:05:22PM): HK = CPL Mets
Javier F(8:27:21PM): There is no reason to talk shit about the Mets
Javier F(8:30:28PM): Has anyone watched any of How to Make it in America? I heard its pretty good
Nick T(8:39:58PM): i really don't like that lead actor from other things
Javier F(8:44:27PM): Thats odd he seems like you're type. Not enough of a bear for you?
Nick T(8:47:06PM): Could be
Nick T(8:48:45PM): Now ALbert Pujols, he's a bear! Man that guy can stick.
Kevin H(8:59:34PM): Rico, Fenn beating me this week doesn't take away your loss from last week
Nick T(9:04:55PM): No but your Goatee means you lose every week
Kevin H(9:31:41PM): Well played sir
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