Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Big Time Timmy-Jam!

Timmy Lincecum (or as he is commonly referred to by so many people, "Timmy Linky!" Right?) dropped 76 points in week 15 thanks to a two-start week, in which one said start was a pretty excellent no-no. Nice job, Timmy! Possibly a record for a pitcher? We can't be sure.

Of course Levy's season is still hanging on by a thread and Lincecum had to throw like 197 pitches to get there so he'll probably never be the same again, but it was a fun night for baseball!

(Though it can't be confirmed, rumors are that, while tossing the no-no, Lincecum was replaying key moments in his personal life in his mind and thinking about a lot about Kelly Preston.)

UPDATE: Levy's season is deader than immediate-future Amanda Bynes!

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